T'es plutôt Coca Zéro ou Coca Normal ?
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00:00 [Music]
00:04 So today we decided to talk about Coca-Cola Company.
00:07 You know, this multinational, known for its eponymous drink.
00:11 A mixture consumed more than 10,000 times per second and that in the whole world.
00:16 As well as the first soda to have been happily tasted directly in space.
00:21 Here we are talking about a liquid that has the particularity, consumed in excess, to make you obese,
00:25 to increase your chances of developing caries or even a heart attack.
00:28 But above all to delightfully refresh you and this in any circumstances, as the first slogan of the brand reminds us.
00:35 Delicious and refreshing or "Delicious and Refreshing" in Tupac's language.
00:40 You can also mix this drink with a sublimated rum of a beautiful lemon slice,
00:44 in order to make a sumptuous family drink that in addition to disturbing you, will considerably increase your confidence in you.
00:52 Allowing you to finally go to Custe Cunegonde, your crush of the moment, who should also hurry to go to a trial to his parents,
00:58 because we will not lie, Cunegonde, it stinks like shit as a first name.
01:02 But finally, let's get back to the subject of the day, starting with a little history point.
01:06 Coca-Cola was invented in 1886 by the pharmacist John Pemberton.
01:10 Because yes, originally, Coca was marketed in pharmacies in the form of a miraculous remedy,
01:16 based on coca-cola nuts and coca leaves. The same leaf used for the manufacture of cocaine!
01:21 Yes man, silver to lead!
01:23 The following year, John Pemberton, being an exceptional businessman,
01:27 made a real masterstroke by selling his brand for the colossal sum of $ 2,300.
01:33 Yes, the guy just really sold Coca-Cola for the price of a Twingo on occasion.
01:36 We are still talking about one of the largest companies in the world, worth billions of dollars.
01:40 It's like Jeff Bezos had traded Amazon for a Macchiato Caramel at Starbucks.
01:45 Well, I'm exaggerating a bit. It's true that at the time, Coca-Cola was not worth much,
01:49 but thanks to the efforts of its new owner and its aggressive marketing,
01:53 Coca-Cola quickly got lost in the world of agri-food,
01:56 to become the most sold brand in the world every year.
02:00 But be careful, when I say aggressive marketing, I mean the Stiko.
02:04 It was not a question of sponsoring Squeezie's lives or printing the head of Mr. Kylian Mbappé on a can.
02:09 No, remember, we are in 1887, TV does not yet exist, and people wear long hats as if everything was normal.
02:17 At that time, we were content to distribute tracts in the Tiers-Car and we stuck propaganda on the walls of the Bendo,
02:22 or at the limit, hire a public screamer who yelled the slogan of your brand in the street, but that's all.
02:26 By the way, speaking of slogans, this was not my stupor when I learned that they had changed.
02:30 For me, it was "Open a Coca-Cola, open happiness".
02:33 But no, the guys changed to "Enjoy the moment, it stinks like shit".
02:36 Wait, even if it's half of my childhood, we can do things well, right?
02:39 I don't know, like a cool Coca-Cola, "Shakal", that seems more appropriate to me.
02:44 But anyway, the assholes in Costard talked about "Enjoy the moment", Carpe Diem, assholes.
02:48 And anyway, I don't even know why I feel so involved, I haven't seen Coca-Cola since 2015.
02:52 But I drink Coke Zero, be careful, it's not the same.
02:54 Besides, they just released a Coke Zero with raspberry, mashallah, how it rocks.
02:59 Because yes, Coca and the variants, it's a real movie of balls.
03:02 And go for the light Coca, and go for the life Coca, and go for the vanilla Coca, and go for the energy Coca, and there's even a Coca without caffeine.
03:08 And in Japan, there's also the Coca-Cola Plus version, which I quote, "is good for your health".
03:12 Hahaha, what a good joke, nobody would be credulous enough to believe that.
03:16 No, seriously, reassure me, nobody is credulous enough to believe that.
03:19 Wait, at this rate, I wouldn't even be surprised if they released a Coca-Cola without Coca-Cola.
03:22 The thing is, it's just soda sold way too expensive for what it is.
03:25 Then you'll tell me, in Mexico, Coca is cheaper than water, so in the end, soda could work.
03:30 There's a lot to exploit, I'm telling you.
03:32 Well, now, I'd like to jump from the light Coca by exposing you to a disturbing discovery.
03:36 Indeed, by doing some research for this video, because yes, Infosmile did some research, now, it's a real hassle, you see.
03:42 We discovered that when you type "drink Coca" on the Internet, in the top searches, you find "drink Coca before making love".
03:49 And according to a certain topic, because yes, I clicked for science and communication above all, Coca-Cola would have aphrodisiac properties, allowing you, in particular, to "gorge hard".
03:58 A theory I had some doubts about, but since the Internet never makes mistakes, it's well known, I had to share it with you in the shortest time.
04:05 Subscribe, hit the bell to "gorge hard".
04:07 The other anecdote I have to share with you concerns Cristiano Ronaldo.
04:10 Indeed, during a press conference, he removed from the frame two Coca bottles and said, I quote, "two points".
04:16 Open the quotation marks.
04:17 Oh, what?
04:18 Close the quotation marks.
04:19 An action with anodine look, but that cost Coca-Cola several billion dollars.
04:23 Yes, because in fact, some investors freaked out, so Coca-Cola's shares fell, you know, the 4.40, my big stock market, well, the economy is a delirium, I won't dwell on it anymore.
04:31 That's it, it's the end of this video, which was absolutely not sponsored by Coca-Cola.
04:35 It was not a joke, it is really not sponsored by Coca-Cola.
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04:46 Get out.
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04:58 Bye.
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