First broadcast 4th March 1999.

As the Dwarfers all still believe they are escaping from the ship, Rimmer is hurrying to the artificial reality suite to delete all mentions of the agreements between him and Lister.

Chris Barrie - Rimmer
Craig Charles - Lister
Danny John-Jules - Cat
Robert Llewellyn - Kryten
Norman Lovett - Holly
Chloë Annett - Kochanski
Mac McDonald - Captain Hollister
Graham McTavish - Warden Ackerman
Karl Glenn Stimpson - MP Thornton
Yasmin Bannerman - First Ground Controller
Jeillo Edwards - Second Ground Controller