Red Dwarf. S01 E04. Waiting for God.

First broadcast 7th March 1988.

Whilst Rimmer preoccupies himself with an unidentified object that Holly has tracked and brought aboard the ship, Lister is in equal measure distraught and amazed to discover that owing to a few horrible misunderstandings all those millennia ago, he is the cat god Cloister.

Chris Barrie - Rimmer
Craig Charles - Lister
Danny John-Jules - Cat
Norman Lovett - Holly
Noel Coleman - Cat Priest
John Lenahan - Toaster
Tony Hawks - Dispensing Machine