Fuck Me In The Ass Because I Love Jesus

Thug Kitchen, Eat Like You Give a F_ck MOBI http://bit.ly/1CrnXRz Polished version (not the live version): http://bit.ly/1CrnXRz LYRICS and notes below: Note: this is a mirror of a video (information to the artists found below) If you enjoyed this song (which isn't mine), then check out (and/or donate to) Garfunkel and Oates' other work (like 'this party just took a turn for douche' and the duck sex song): Lyrics as posted on reddit, at this link: ...to live by God's rule So whatever people tell me that the Bible tells me, I will do Walk the halls of my school with my purity ring Unlike those other girls, I've got my morals in check It was easy to do till I got a boyfriend And pardon my French, but he's cute as heck And I made a pact To keep my hymen intact And Jesus and I are tight Never learned about the birds and bees I was taught to keep an aspirin in