Being Gay in the Army, and Lesbian Officers Gay in Military - Stand Up Comedy
- 9 years ago
Lynda Montgomery talks about being gay in the army and the inside of gay and lesbians in the military. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!
I personally have never been in the military, or have been gay, but it must be hard to be gay in the army. Think about it, you are surrounded by other men who take it up the ass from their superiors, and you still would be considered the biggest military joke there is. That is a huge double standard, and makes hitting on the other soldiers a little more difficult since we are all a little insecure. The biggest military joke is that I am sure there are many in the closet gay in the army, however they are too scared of the consequences of coming out. The irony is, they are still getting the same amount of pain in the ass as the openly gay in the army. I'm telling you right now, that we need more lesbian officer in the military. Women are some of the toughest people in the world, and I believe that a lesbian army would be awesome. Lesbians are awesome in general, and an entire lesbian army would be awesomer. If there was a rank just for lesbian military personnel, I feel that our military would be so much more efficient. I also believe that we need more strait females in the army, because they could capture the enemy using sex appeal. I mean, do you honestly think that an enemy would ever shoot at Kate Upton? They wouldn't, unless those guys were gay in the military...but they would probably be too insecure to tell their al quaedian folk. For more on being gay in the military, lesbian officer in the military, or just military jokes in general, then please subscribe to StandUpBits!
I personally have never been in the military, or have been gay, but it must be hard to be gay in the army. Think about it, you are surrounded by other men who take it up the ass from their superiors, and you still would be considered the biggest military joke there is. That is a huge double standard, and makes hitting on the other soldiers a little more difficult since we are all a little insecure. The biggest military joke is that I am sure there are many in the closet gay in the army, however they are too scared of the consequences of coming out. The irony is, they are still getting the same amount of pain in the ass as the openly gay in the army. I'm telling you right now, that we need more lesbian officer in the military. Women are some of the toughest people in the world, and I believe that a lesbian army would be awesome. Lesbians are awesome in general, and an entire lesbian army would be awesomer. If there was a rank just for lesbian military personnel, I feel that our military would be so much more efficient. I also believe that we need more strait females in the army, because they could capture the enemy using sex appeal. I mean, do you honestly think that an enemy would ever shoot at Kate Upton? They wouldn't, unless those guys were gay in the military...but they would probably be too insecure to tell their al quaedian folk. For more on being gay in the military, lesbian officer in the military, or just military jokes in general, then please subscribe to StandUpBits!