25 Most Bizarre And Somewhat Ironic Ways To Die
- 10 years ago
From being smothered to death by the gifts of your adoring fans to drowning a lifeguards' party dedicated to celebrating a drowning-free season these are the 25 most bizarre and somewhat ironic ways to die.
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Overdosing on carrot juice
Getting hit by a flying model lawnmower during a football half time show
Falling out of a window after throwing yourself against the glass trying to prove that it was unbreakable
Inventing the Segway and then driving it off a cliff
Accidentally launching a missile at yourself
Reading your own obituary and dying from the shock
Being bitten by a domestic monkey
Shooting yourself while showing the jury how the victim could have shot himself
Getting smashed by a cannonball that was launched in honor of your ability to not die in battle
Eating too much at a feast being held in your honor
Getting an infection due to being cut by the teeth of your enemy's decapitated head that you hung from your horse
Being beaten to death by your own wooden leg
Starving due to getting lost in your own house because you hoarded too much stuff and then couldn't find an exit because you didn't consider the fact that your were also blind
Being the first human to be killed by a robot when the arm of a one ton factory robot fell and hit you on the head
Having a heart attack during the scene of the play where your actor is supposed to be having a heart attack
Being smothered to death by the gifts of adoring fans
Ingesting pills of mercury thinking that they will grant you eternal life
Breaking your neck as a result of tripping over your dangerously long beard
Being stabbed in the leg by the knife you taped to your cockfighting chicken during a match
Eating too many cockroaches at a cockroach eating contest
Being injected with soup
Being crushed by a cow falling through your roof
Trying to launch yourself into space on a chair with 47 rockets attached
Using an overcoat as a parachute while jumping of the Eiffel Tower
Drowning at a lifeguards' party that is being thrown in celebration of the fact that New Orleans has had its first drowning-free season
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Overdosing on carrot juice
Getting hit by a flying model lawnmower during a football half time show
Falling out of a window after throwing yourself against the glass trying to prove that it was unbreakable
Inventing the Segway and then driving it off a cliff
Accidentally launching a missile at yourself
Reading your own obituary and dying from the shock
Being bitten by a domestic monkey
Shooting yourself while showing the jury how the victim could have shot himself
Getting smashed by a cannonball that was launched in honor of your ability to not die in battle
Eating too much at a feast being held in your honor
Getting an infection due to being cut by the teeth of your enemy's decapitated head that you hung from your horse
Being beaten to death by your own wooden leg
Starving due to getting lost in your own house because you hoarded too much stuff and then couldn't find an exit because you didn't consider the fact that your were also blind
Being the first human to be killed by a robot when the arm of a one ton factory robot fell and hit you on the head
Having a heart attack during the scene of the play where your actor is supposed to be having a heart attack
Being smothered to death by the gifts of adoring fans
Ingesting pills of mercury thinking that they will grant you eternal life
Breaking your neck as a result of tripping over your dangerously long beard
Being stabbed in the leg by the knife you taped to your cockfighting chicken during a match
Eating too many cockroaches at a cockroach eating contest
Being injected with soup
Being crushed by a cow falling through your roof
Trying to launch yourself into space on a chair with 47 rockets attached
Using an overcoat as a parachute while jumping of the Eiffel Tower
Drowning at a lifeguards' party that is being thrown in celebration of the fact that New Orleans has had its first drowning-free season